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Dennis Kucinich is the real Agent Mulder

October 31st, 2007 | 1 Comment | Posted in People are Stupid, WTF

So, I guess that Dennis Kucinich said in the last Democratic debate that he saw a UFO. So what, I’m more worried that he counts among his close friends a nut like Shirley Maclaine.

Kucinich “had a close sighting over my home in Graham, Washington, when I lived there,” the actress, a close Kucinich friend, wrote. “Dennis found his encounter extremely moving. The smell of roses drew him out to my balcony where, when he looked up, he saw a gigantic triangular craft, silent, and observing him.

The guy isn’t going to get elected, he’s just up there to get the Loony Tunes vote anyway. But then he goes and starts pointing the insanity finger at Bush

“I seriously believe we have to start asking questions about his mental health,” Kucinich, an Ohio congressman, said in an interview with The Philadelphia Inquirer’s editorial board on Tuesday. “There’s something wrong. He does not seem to understand his words have real impact.”

Suuuuure, Dennis, You’re seeing flying saucers while hanging out with Shirley the Tree talker and the UFO’s are giving you “connection in his heart and heard directions in his mind” and your worried about Bush insulting a country that has consistantly stated that if they get a nuclear weapon they will use it on Israel. Yea, we should really be nicer to them, they are such great people.

I actually don’t care if he saw a UFO or not, I’m more worried that he is hanging out with a loon and seeing a “spiritual advisor” oh wait, I’m sorry – “good friend and teacher” right, sure. But for a President of the most powerful military in the world I would like someone who is a little more based in this reality rather than seeking a “Spiritual Exploration” or wanting to be “freed of specific and thematic residues as a result of releasing karma from other embodiments”

Have I seen some weird crap in my life? Yep, I’ve seen a few things that are 100% X-files rated, but that doesn’t mean I’m going to be going for spiritual guideance and talking to trees.

I guess he’s good for a laugh though; he sure isn’t good for much else. Sad part is my Brother-in-law was actually considering voting for this idiot. I had to refrain from slapping the poor boy.

Bush is sooooo evil…..

October 29th, 2007 | No Comments | Posted in People are Stupid, wimps, WTF

He can ruin people marriages, health, friendships, I bet he can even make the ice cream in your freezer go all melty too. My god, it’s amazing this country is still together. Here are the anguished cries from people who George W Bush has ruined.

angrybird: Have the Bush years taken a toll on your relationships? I wrote a diary a short time ago about how the Bush administration helped ruin my marriage. It wasn’t because my husband was a Bush supporter or anything…it was because of all the stresses from job loses, living without health insurance and getting sick, to my husband being forced to take a job where he wasn’t home much that helped ruin my marriage.

However…I started thinking about other relationships that have indeed been killed because those people where Bush supporters.

…Please share your stories about how the bush administration has taken it’s toll on your relationships; they can be stories from economy related to the personal. I promise you will feel better if you share :-)”

Who knew that the dark one’s powers were so strong?

begone: Hmmm, my relationship with myself, mostly.

Before my head began exploding a few years ago in response to Busharama, I’d exercise a lot… I mean, almost daily, joyous-type exericising. Now I come home with a slight frown on my face and come here to hear the news & be a mojo-mama even if too tired to comment, and hang for hours here and on other blogs, as if the light will shine again and I’ll be present to hear the BREAKING news about that.

Bush, I blame you for my new-ish extra 20 pounds….

Yea, don’t blame the crap you have been eating, or sitting around on your ass, blame Bush because it must be his fault. Oh, and “exericising” isn’t a word, I think you were looking for exercising. You’re not miserable because you are a miserable, unhappy person to begin with, nooooo… it’s Bush’s fault.

Poor, poor babies, no personal responsibility there at all nope. Not my fault my ass gained 20 lbs, or my marriage broke up. Can we say “projection” or is it “transference”?? I’ll have to ask Dr. Sanity…

No wonder these assholes want the government to take care of everything for them, they can’t do a damn thing for themselves in the first place.

Way out there in left field

October 27th, 2007 | No Comments | Posted in California, Libtards, People are Stupid

OK, I know I’ve been out of it for a while and not keeping up with the news, but this is just so freaking bizarre that I had to read it twice. Some liberals think that the reason for the San Diego fires are a) Global Warming b) Blackwater set them to drive people out of where they want a new building and c) The Bush administrations set them to divert attention.

“One reason why we have the fires in California is global warming,” Senate Majority Leader Harry Reid (D-Nev.) told reporters Tuesday, stressing the need to pass the Democrats’ comprehensive energy package.

Moments later, when asked by a reporter if he really believed global warming caused the fires, he appeared to back away from his comments, saying there are many factors that contributed to the disaster.

Yea, Harry, let’s not let any facts get in the way of a good sound bite.

Someone please tell me how ANYONE can take these people seriously and actually hear the words coming out of the mouth of someone like Harry Reid and say “Gee, he makes a lot of sense”

How bout this for “other factors” Harry – California is in a drought, it has been in and out of a drought state since 1977 and it is not a green state to begin with, it’s mostly desert and savannah so it is DRY out here. Dry things burn; dry things in a drought burn better.

Now let me guess “Well, it’s because of global warming that we have a drought.” No, it’s because too many people live in an area that doesn’t have enough water that you have a drought and all of you want grass (which needs water) and trees, and golf courses, etc.

I could go on and address the other two about how it’s all Bush and Blackwater, but the people who believe that will never have their minds changed by something resembling facts so why bother.

Stupid classes

October 27th, 2007 | No Comments | Posted in School

What kind of class has a mid-term that is only 15 questions long and they are all multiple choice?? I am taking a History of Visual Effects class and our mid term was just that, 15 questions, multiple choice and about the easiest things you can think of such as “Ray Harryhausen got his start working with Willis O’Brien on which movie?”

1 – Clash of the Titans

2 – Mighty Joe Young

3 – Jason and the Argonauts

4 – Earth vs. the Flying Saucers

The correct answer is (2) but for someone in the field, that is the most obvious question in the world, it would be like saying “What color is the sky” 1-green 2 – purple 3 – yellow 4 – blue.

If, for some reason you got the answer on that one wrong, you need to get out more.

Now, some of you are probably saying “What are you gripping about? It’s an easy A so take it and run”. But I have to pay a TON of money for this class, plus travel in every Monday for it by bus which for round trip is seven dollars, and it means I have to get up at 5:45 am so I can get to class on time. The least they could do is actually TEACH me something in the class I am required to take. I just hate wasting my time.

Everyone I know in the class with me got an A on the test. Everyone. I stood up there waiting to get mine back and saw as the instructor handed them out. All of them had an A.

I hate wasting my time, I hate wasting money. I especially hate wasting both on the same thing.

Holy Crapola!!

October 27th, 2007 | 2 Comments | Posted in work is good

I just noticed how neglectful I have been to my blog, but I noticed people have still been checking in to see if I am still alive so allow me to put your fears to rest, I was not abducted by San Francisco nut jobs and put into a forced re-education camp. Instead, I have been doing school work (which isn’t so bad) and I got myself a part time job at an office supply place for extra cash but I am already thinking about finding something else because of some of the stupid policies they have.

First, we are supposed to sell insurance to go with every purchase of an electronics item, we have a QUOTA for it. I’m sorry, I never wanted to work insurance and I sure as hell don’t want to have a quota to meet for selling it. I guess it wouldn’t be so bad if they had told me that up front in the interview but instead I find out about it after I was hired and already working. The thing is that if you aren’t selling enough insurance I was told that “Your hours might have to be adjusted” meaning that if you don’t pimp the policy, we won’t have you working as much.

So I guess I could go with this approach “You know, you may want to have some insurance for that printer. Bad things can happen to a nice printer like that if you don’t have some sort of – protection, ya know what I mean.” and then give them that significant look. Then, if they still resist, they would wake up with an empty red ink print cartridge on the pillow next to them.

Yea, that would work.

So I think I am going to go down to the local coffee shop and put in an application there, I love coffee anyway, and I don’t remember them really trying to pimp a muffin on me or anything, so I think that will work.

“Pssst…. Buddy, wanna buy a muffin? Ya know, bad things can happen if you don’t get enough fiber in your diet.”