Life in 3D

Dr Who is really Batman

There are too many similarities for you to deny this:

1 – Both of them have a tragic past – The Doctors race was wiped out in a genocidal war leaving him the sole survivor of it. Bruce Wayne’s parents were killed in a senseless crime leaving him the sole survivor of his family.

2 – Both have secret bases that hold state of the art technology – The Doctor has the Tardis, Batman has the Bat cave. Each one has a massive computer and are large, roomy and super secret.

3 – Both have secret identities – The Doctor never really tells anyone who he is, just “I’m the Doctor”; Batman doesn’t tell anyone who he is either, just “I’m Batman”

4 – Both have sidekicks – For Batman it is, of course, Robin; For the Doctor, it’s any number of women that he has tromped around the galaxy with – My favorites though are Rose and Martha.

5 – Both have inspired others to follow in their footsteps – Batman inspired the original Robin to become Nightwing and inspired the original Batgirl as well. The Doctor inspired Captain Jack to take over Torchwood to protect the Earth, and recently the Doctors daughter Jenny (yea, he has one – haven’t you been watching??) has taken up space hopping and adventuring too – the Time Lord’s Batgirl

6- Both have a utility device that does everything – Batman’s utility belt contains everything he needs to fight crime, how it all fits we have no idea, but it does. The Doctor has the sonic screwdriver which can disable alien devices, open up a bottle of Champagne, and even fix a cell phone so you can get reception in those far off corners of reality.

See, when this started you thought I was nuts didn’t you. But I have proved my point, they are the same person just with different hair styles, clothing and accents

Next I shall go and prove that Ted Kennedy and Michael Moore are really the same person….