Life in 3D

Too Dang Funny

OK, to make up for the shit below that just sent me into a realm of pissed off that most people never visit, I present to you this little gem from Ace

Go, watch, laugh. 

Those Silly Liberals

I have to just laugh at the antics on the left; there are just so many things to get a chuckle from that it’s almost like being at a clown convention.

First we have Matt Damon and his 4,000 year old dinosaurs which had me thinking that maybe he should stick to playing Jason Borne, either that or maybe he just should speak unless it comes off of a script. My favorite part of his whole statement (aside from the 4,000 year old dinosaurs from hell) is that he says he knows nothing about her.

I took this (shamelessly) from Rachel Lucas because she is an excellent transcriptionist and I can barely type. Plus, we all worship her.

I think there’s a really good chance that Sarah Palin could be president, um, and I think that’s the really scary thing, umm, because I don’t know anything about her. Uhhh, I don’t think in eight weeks I’m gonna know anything about her, umm. I know that she was a mayor of a really, really small town, ummmm, and she’s governor of Alaska fer, fer, less than two years. I just don’t, understand.

My only response to this has to be: Gee, Matt, there is this thing called the “Internet” that Al Gore invented where you can go and read stuff about people. Maybe you should try it sometime.

Really though, it’s OK Matt. We’ll do the heavy thinking and you can just stick to acting.  Like Ron White says, “you can’t fix stupid”

Oh, and I just saw something over at Ace that will piss you off.  I’m sure glad the Kos kiddies think that remembering 9-11 is a “pompus charade”

Fucktards.  Remember people ‘hopechange’