Ode to a Hard Drive
November 21st, 2008 Posted in crappy art, It's all about me
It’s crappy poetry time.
Oh wonderful hard drive
Installed in my case,
250Gb of memory
You have so much space.
Quiet and fast
With 8mb in cache
A seek time so small
That it barely registers at all.
Oh wonderful hard drive
I have programs for you
Maya and zbrush,
Flash and Photoshop too
Digital paintings and models,
Are at our command
We’ll even make web pages
Because you know that we can.
What this? Disk is full??
But I just put you in!!!
Well, newegg has a larger one
And it’s only $110
December 1st, 2008 at 20:58
Not only is your hard drive “quite,” I’ll bet it’s “quiet,” too!
Or did you do that on purpose to see if I was watching? Better late than never!
December 1st, 2008 at 21:44
:p
English geek!
December 2nd, 2008 at 20:55
Even worse, I came across a kindergarten math lesson which was trying to get the students to identify which group had “less.” No wonder kids have such a hard time with proper usage: in a group of something, one identifies which one has FEWER!!!!!
Stinkin’ math teachers….