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January 27th, 2009 | 1 Comment | Posted in webstuff, WTF

OK, what asshole has been cussing the hell out of my blog, damn it?  This just pisses me the hell off, ya try and keep your blog clean and what the hell happens?  I’ll tell ya what happens, you get meters like this

The Blog-O-Cuss Meter - Do you cuss a lot in your blog or website?

Bunch a bullshit if you ask me….

But hey, on the bright side you still need a college education to read this crap

blog readability test

Movie Reviews

Stirred, not shaken

January 27th, 2009 | No Comments | Posted in webstuff

Your International Spy Name is Count X

Your Code Name: Checkmate

You Reside in: Las Vegas

Why You’re a Good Spy: You’re good with gadgets

Not just No, but HELL NO!

January 27th, 2009 | No Comments | Posted in Support the Troops, WTF

found this one over at Grandma’s House

LAHORE: United States President Barack Obama’s decision to close the Guantanamo Bay Detention Centre is a mere whitewash, Muhammad Saad, a former inmate, said on Sunday.

Saad said Obama has to apologise to the prisoners, to their families and their societies. “They have to apologise to the Muslim world and a whole generation. That’s the least he could do. He should pledge these atrocities will never be repeated and compensate those who suffered any kind of torture.”

Pakistani security officials say ex-inmates are subject to strict police vigilance and most of the more than 60 Pakistanis who have been released are monitored by law enforcement agencies. “They (the Americans) have destroyed so many lives. They have turned intelligent, healthy human beings into vegetables,” Saad said. afp

Yea, read it again so that the disbelief will be replaced by the fact that this is real.

IF Mr. Obama does this then he WILL be a disgrace to this country and all the men and women who have fought and died to protect it.

I have an idea, Mr Saad can apologize first for being a terrorist, for throwing feces and urine at his guards while he was detained and for being an all around waste of a human life.  As far as reparations go – How bout we just send you off to those 72 virgins.  Asshole.

I doubt the ‘horror’ he suffered being at Gitmo was anything like what Daniel Pearl suffered so as far as I’m concerned this piece of crap can eat shit and die.

Best Complaint Letter EVER!

January 27th, 2009 | No Comments | Posted in ramblings, webstuff

I must say that at first I thought he was referring to Comcast but I was wrong.  It just seems their level of service is the same though.

I have been an NTL customer since 9th July 2001, when I signed up for your 3-in-one deal for cable TV, cable modem, and telephone. During this three-month period I have encountered inadequacy of service which I had not previously considered possible, as well as ignorance and stupidity of monolithic proportions.

He’s just getting started with that and it really is worth reading the whole thing.

My initial installation was cancelled without warning, resulting in my spending an entire Saturday sitting on my fat arse waiting for your technician to arrive. When he did not arrive, I spent a further 57 minutes listening to your infuriating hold music, and the even more annoying Scottish robot woman telling me to look at your helpful website….HOW?

I alleviated the boredom by playing with my t..ticles for a few minutes – an activity at which you are no-doubt both familiar and highly adept. The rescheduled installation then took place some two weeks later, although the technician did forget to bring a number of vital tools – such as a drill-bit, and his cerebrum.

OK, so maybe the had a deal with Comcast to train their employees.