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New Money

April 8th, 2009 | 2 Comments | Posted in ramblings, The wife and I

The wife and I had stopped at the ATM to get some cash and it spit out a crisp, new $20 bill upon my request.

As we drove away she sat there with the bill waving it in one hand.

Wife: New money makes a funny sound when you wave it around.

Me: ummm, ok

Wife: It doesn’t even have one crease in it.

Me: Nope, straight from the factory.

Wife (with a sly grin): I’m gonna fold it in half.

Me: Wow, that’s really living life on the edge, hon.  You’re a wild woman.

Wife: You hate me

ME: Yep, and it’s all because you’re prettier than me.