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New Money

April 8th, 2009 Posted in ramblings, The wife and I

The wife and I had stopped at the ATM to get some cash and it spit out a crisp, new $20 bill upon my request.

As we drove away she sat there with the bill waving it in one hand.

Wife: New money makes a funny sound when you wave it around.

Me: ummm, ok

Wife: It doesn’t even have one crease in it.

Me: Nope, straight from the factory.

Wife (with a sly grin): I’m gonna fold it in half.

Me: Wow, that’s really living life on the edge, hon.  You’re a wild woman.

Wife: You hate me

ME: Yep, and it’s all because you’re prettier than me.

2 Responses to “New Money”

  1. Jennifer Says:

    At least you know it’s not covered in cocaine.
    And a disturbing tidbit I learned in my stint as a bank teller. You can deposit a blood soaked hundred dollar bill into your personal account. The bank teller will call the police. They will laugh at her.
    Don’t you feel safer?

  2. Instinct Says:

    actually… not really, but thanks for trying 😀

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