New Money
April 8th, 2009 Posted in ramblings, The wife and I
The wife and I had stopped at the ATM to get some cash and it spit out a crisp, new $20 bill upon my request.
As we drove away she sat there with the bill waving it in one hand.
Wife: New money makes a funny sound when you wave it around.
Me: ummm, ok
Wife: It doesn’t even have one crease in it.
Me: Nope, straight from the factory.
Wife (with a sly grin): I’m gonna fold it in half.
Me: Wow, that’s really living life on the edge, hon. You’re a wild woman.
Wife: You hate me
ME: Yep, and it’s all because you’re prettier than me.
April 8th, 2009 at 10:48
At least you know it’s not covered in cocaine.
And a disturbing tidbit I learned in my stint as a bank teller. You can deposit a blood soaked hundred dollar bill into your personal account. The bank teller will call the police. They will laugh at her.
Don’t you feel safer?
April 11th, 2009 at 12:04
actually… not really, but thanks for trying