Best Joke I Heard All Day
A U.S. Marine squad was marching north of Fallujah when they came upon an
Iraqi terrorist who was badly injured and unconscious.
On the opposite side of the road was an American Marine in a similar but
less serious state. The Marine was conscious and alert and as first aid was
given to both men, the squad leader asked the injured Marine what had
happened.
The Marine reported, “I was heavily armed and moving north along the highway
here, and coming south was a heavily armed insurgent.
We saw each other and both took cover in the ditches along the road. I
yelled to him that Saddam Hussein was a miserable, lowlife scum bag who got
what he deserved.
And he yelled back that Barack Obama is a lying, good-for-nothing, left wing
Commie who isn’t even an American.
So I said that Osama Bin Laden dresses and acts like a frigid, mean-spirited
lesbian!
He retaliated by yelling, “Oh yeah? Well, so does Nancy Pelosi!”
“And, there we were, in the middle of the road, shaking hands, when a truck
hit us.”
February 13th, 2010 at 19:15
I’ll bet there have been variations on this on since the first conflict between warring tribes. I am certain it was funny then…heck, it’s still a knee slapper. I know I read a WWII version long ago and it was a hoot.
Here is one for you when I first heard it the principal character was an Irish Liberation Army fanatic. Just proves all ethnic humor is fill in the blank. Today it would be told.
Question: What do you do when an Al Queda operative throws a pin at you?
Answer: Run like Hell, he has a grenade in his mouth!