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OH, dear God…

October 17th, 2011 Posted in crappy art, Movies, WTF

Just kill me now

X-Men: First Class writers Ashley Miller and Zack Stentz are hired for Top Gun 2

Apparently they tried to come up with a sequel concept and it didn’t work. So instead they are trying to “reinvent” it for the more modern age. Boring.

There were no details on what the plot might actually be. Tom Cruise could possibly come back for a small role or cameo. I want Val Kilmer.

If they do this, kill me and then fire my body off of the Kittyhawk’s #2 catapult because I don’t want to be alive to see it hit the theaters.

2 Responses to “OH, dear God…”

  1. ailuromaniac Says:

    Try to perk up!
    Here are some positive twists.
    T.C. should be too old to reprise the role.
    You can boast about how you don’t watch the trailers and did not waste good money on a theater ticket.
    Later you can boast how you did not buy the Blue-ray (or normal) DVD
    You will know of at least one channel you don’t have to worry about an equally important or interesting item conflicting your viewing schedule.
    You can save the recording space on your DVR

    See, wasn’t that easy.


  2. instinct Says:

    Somehow that doesn’t give me a warm fuzzy feeling :)


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