First though, we have to make certain only responsible people can get alcohol. I’m sure you agree about that much, right?
So obviously we have the ID checks at point of sale, but too many kids are buying it second hand. Clearly, we have to make the IDs harder to get. (Shut up, this is for the common good).
All you need to do is take a class… yes, it’s a couple hundred dollars. Do your part and cover your own damn externalities, will you?
We’ll use that to cover the ER bills for all the drunk driving accidents damage you psychopaths are doing.
Yes it is you, now shut up.