My friend Anthony was heading out to work when this exchange happened.
Me (with bad Russian Accent): “As we say in Soviet Union: See you lator, alli-gator”
Him: “So there are alligators in Russia now?”
Me: “DA! You did not know Georgia was part of Soviet Union?”
Yeah, that’s what passes for humor around here.
Charmer nails it with this one
A sample:
green jobs (n.): A category of employment properly viewed as belonging to the realm of mythology or fantasy, like the chimera, leprechaun, or centaur; jobs not tangibly observable in the real world but existing in the dreams of ‘progressives’. This recovery will be fueled by green jobs.
h/t to Borepatch for this one
H/T to Borepatch who is smarter that ten Whos plus two (saw this in a comment over on Six’s site)
Ok, you conservative soul. Do you even believe in global warming? Loosen that necktie a little, and try some organic food. It actually does taste better. And go to a farmer’s market–they’re fun.
Again, you can blame Breda
Now, I am off to class at a hippie art school. I fit in like a fart in church….
