A sample:

green jobs (n.): A category of employment properly viewed as belonging to the realm of mythology or fantasy, like the chimera, leprechaun, or centaur; jobs not tangibly observable in the real world but existing in the dreams of ‘progressives’. This recovery will be fueled by green jobs.

h/t to Borepatch for this one

H/T to Borepatch who is smarter that ten Whos plus two (saw this in a comment over on Six’s site)

Ok, you conservative soul. Do you even believe in global warming? Loosen that necktie a little, and try some organic food. It actually does taste better. And go to a farmer’s market–they’re fun.

Are you a hippie?
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Again, you can blame Breda

Now, I am off to class at a hippie art school. I fit in like a fart in church….

When you sound like Mr Slave it’s hard to take the threat seriously.

On the opposite side of the road was an American Marine in a similar but
less serious state. The Marine was conscious and alert and as first aid was
given to both men, the squad leader asked the injured Marine what had
happened.

The Marine reported, “I was heavily armed and moving north along the highway
here, and coming south was a heavily armed insurgent.

We saw each other and both took cover in the ditches along the road. I
yelled to him that Saddam Hussein was a miserable, lowlife scum bag who got
what he deserved.

And he yelled back that Barack Obama is a lying, good-for-nothing, left wing
Commie who isn’t even an American.

So I said that Osama Bin Laden dresses and acts like a frigid, mean-spirited
lesbian!

He retaliated by yelling, “Oh yeah? Well, so does Nancy Pelosi!”

“And, there we were, in the middle of the road, shaking hands, when a truck
hit us.”

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h/t Boing Boing