Tori Amos thinks B Hussein Obambi is dreamy and that she is going to run for office if Sarah Palin does.
She says, “If Palin runs again, I’m going to run on a Republican ticket. What I know about Middle Eastern policy could fit on a thumbnail, but I still know more than she does. You have to ask, how could a nation nearly vote in somebody who isn’t qualified for the job?”
Well first, you insignificant twit, you are right that you don’t know shit from a hole in the ground but, just because you watched Katie Couric’s interview doesn’t mean you know a damn thing about what Sarah knows. She has managed to run a town government, a state government, negotiated deals with Canada as well as forcing oil companies to drill on the lands they had leased so that we could have the oil and natural gas we need, and did it all while raising a family with her husband. What the fuck have you done besides write some crappy songs that no one really listens to? Do you even balance your checkbook or do you have someone do that for you too?
Also, I would say that her stint as a Mayor and Governor make her a heck of a lot more qualified than the community organizer in chief who only got where he is by selling out to the highest bidder. See, by being a Mayor and a Governor she had a lot more responsibility than just voting “present”.
Second, if you’re going to run on the Republican ticket you actually have to BE a Republican and if you go that route you will prove that you are as big a joke as the Baldwin boys claiming they were going to move to Canada, France or some other fucked up country if someone they didn’t like won the election. Of course, they didn’t – much to my disappointment.
But Amos feels more positive about the future of her country now U.S. President Barack Obama is in power: “I’m a lot more hopeful. The (George W.) Bush years were really difficult times if you were an American who loved your country. Having someone now that so many people respect doesn’t mean there aren’t going to be problems, but so many problems have been left behind.”
“Someone that so many people respect”??? ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME??? Who? The God Damn Terrorists? Because he sure ain’t feeling the love here, or haven’t you seen the polls recently, sunshine?
Yeah, a -16 is really a bunch o’ love for the World’s Favorite Socialist, Dr Utopia.
And what “problems” have been left behind??? The problem of actually fighting terrorists since he certainly doesn’t want to do that. Or maybe it’s the problem of us actually having jobs since he’s screwed that pooch too. Affordable health care that we can choose to have if we want? Nope, that’s gone under the wonders of Obamacare. And please don’t try and say that “Oh, the people are all for this” since 57% of people are strongly opposed to it and only 25% are for it – hell, that’s worse number that Obambi has, and that’s hard to do.
Quit dying your hair, princess, it’s affected your brain.
**Update**
Since commenter Mike was heartsick over my use of a certain word, and since it is the Christmas season of giving, I give him an updated title to this post.
