Ok, you conservative soul. Do you even believe in global warming? Loosen that necktie a little, and try some organic food. It actually does taste better. And go to a farmer’s market–they’re fun.
Again, you can blame Breda
Now, I am off to class at a hippie art school. I fit in like a fart in church….
The other day the wife and I were in ‘downtown’ Alameda and as we were walking towards the intersection where Starbucks is located we saw two people standing there with clipboards, looking around like they were searching for a mark to shake down, and they were both wearing the same blue shirt with a logo I couldn’t make out at that distance.
As we got closer one of them turned, saw us and began waving like we were old friends or something even though I had never seen him before in my life. But, at the distance we were now at I could see what his shirt said.
ACLU
Now, in all honesty I planned on just walking on by and ignoring the little liberal douche, but he stepped into the middle of the sidewalk and blocked our way, the whole time smiling a stupid smile like he just humped the neighbor’s cat or something. I guess he thought that by stepping in my way would make me stop, or slow down, but instead I kept the same pace and maintained a collision course. I figured that since he was about 4” taller than me and I was 4” wider across the shoulders that the advantage was in my favor as to who would survive the impact.
At four paces away he opened his hole and began spewing out his opening line. “Hey, do you have a moment to talk a-…”
“Get out of my way, now.”
I said this is a perfectly reasonable tone of voice, the wife says that it came out more like a growl that said “I will kill you now.”
Liberal douchebag stammered, took one step back as I kept moving and then moved out of our way and up against the street light.
We got to our car, cranked up the stereo to ‘The Warrior Song’ and drove past the same corner a few minutes later as we went home. Liberal boy was still against the light post and only calling to people as they walk past him.
So again, I have done my part to keep sidewalks safe for people to travel. No need for thanks, it was my pleasure.
School has piled on, like it always does, so I’m not dead I’m just REALLY busy. This week though is spring break so I have a whole ten days to do homework.
The weather out here is warming up and the sun is shining so it looks like we are done with the rain for awhile so the windows are open and Misto is running around like she’s hopped up on crack and jumping from window shelf to window shelf and chirping each time. I think Spring is her favorite season. She’ll hang out at the windows watching and listening to the birds outside (and I am sure she is planning how to get out there and grab one of them).
In other areas, I am saddened and pissed at the health care bill passing. This is not how our government is supposed to be run. 75% of the population is against it and yet Congress rammed it through with bribes and promises. Stupak sold out for airport money, the “Cornhusker kickback” all of it is a disgusting display of corruption and to add icing to the bullshit cake, THEY are exempt from the bill. Yea, we have different rules than they do. The most “Open and Honest Congress EVAH” doesn’t have to live by the rules they pass. Gee, that doesn’t sound like “a government of the people and by the people” that Obambi was talking about at ALL!
I personally will do everything I can this coming election cycle and every one after this to drive every Democrat from office like St. Patrick did with the snakes, and there are many similarities between today’s Democrap party and a snake. I hope by the time the next election is over saying your a Democrat has the same effect as saying your a member of the KKK – Oh, wait, they already have members of the KKK in there. Then we’ll hope they become as popular as having a STD and ring worms.
I have never really been politically active, but I sure as hell have become that was since moving out here and seeing the lunacy that forms the left of our country. I have had high school students try and tell me how evil our government was for fighting in Vietnam but when I ask them very simply “Why were we over there in the first place?” They don’t know!! They have absolutely NO IDEA AT ALL! According to what they learned, we just went over there because we were a bunch of evil white guys who wanted to send the poor off to fight a war for no reason at all!
I want a new Congress, one that will de-fund all the departments that we don’t need to actually do the federal government’s business – the Department of Education, Fannie Mae, Freddie Mac, HUD, Amtrak, GM, Planned Parenthood, ACORN. I want all government grant programs shut down – the governments job is not to give my money away to some program they decide is worthy of it, it MY job to decide if they deserve my cash and then I can give it to them. The easiest form of corruption has been government grants – take that away and a good chunk of the problem is solved.
All I want my government spending money on is the military. That’s what they exist for – not medical research, not airports, child obesity programs, or any of that other crap. All that can be handled by the states and the local communities, and SHOULD BE! The Feds only real job is protecting us from bad guys that would want to invade and kill us – that means military. There are plenty of companies out there that would give money for medical research, homeless shelters, job training and all that other stuff if they already weren’t being taxed and burdened to their financial limit by a federal government that has decided we exist to serve them.
Well, I’m no man’s slave and I intend to make sure they understand this. I will help get every one of them thrown out of office and then I’ll help hold our new reps feet to the fire until they tear down this government that our founding fathers never wanted.
Seems he ripped the whole thing off – what a F***ing shocker. Not!
Only someone who came into existence three seconds ago could deny the twin influences of Halo: Combat Evolved and Ferngully: The Last Rainforest on James Cameron’s xenobestial masterpiece Avatar. But could Cameron’s inspirations lie deeper? It’s a classic tale – boy goes to a lush planet with toxic atmosphere, floating rocks and dragons, going native with the blue skinned natives, resisting marauding colonialists and rallying the nature god of the planet to go forth and destroy. Unfortunately, it was the plot to Firekind, a comic book series published in British sci-fi anthology 2000ad (home to Judge Dredd) in 1993.
Cameron is used to having to pay out cash for stealing ideas, hopefully this time the payout will be so big that it will be a nice kick in the nads for him.
h/t Big Hollywood
