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Bingo!

January 19th, 2013 | No Comments | Posted in Pass the ammo, People are Stupid

 

Nailed it

First though, we have to make certain only responsible people can get alcohol. I’m sure you agree about that much, right?

So obviously we have the ID checks at point of sale, but too many kids are buying it second hand. Clearly, we have to make the IDs harder to get. (Shut up, this is for the common good).

All you need to do is take a class… yes, it’s a couple hundred dollars. Do your part and cover your own damn externalities, will you?

We’ll use that to cover the ER bills for all the drunk driving accidents damage you psychopaths are doing.

Yes it is you, now shut up.

Go RTWT.

 

H/T to Borepatch

 

Another Reason I Choose Home Schooling

October 20th, 2012 | 1 Comment | Posted in People are Stupid, WTF

A teacher at a middle school managed to sync a topless photo of herself to the classroom iPad and the kids who accidentally saw it get suspended and threatened with expulsion

“It’s not our fault that she had the photo on there,” Troutt said. “We couldn’t do anything not to look at it, if it just popped up when he pressed the button. It was her fault that she had the photo on there. Her iPhone synched to it. She had to have pressed something to make all of her photos synch on there.”

Of course, the school won’t say what they are going to do about the teacher (confidential information, you understand.  Personnel issues, move along please, nothing to see here) but the kids, why how DARE they push a button on an iPad and see something they didn’t expect!

I’m pretty sure, like most boys they probably gawked, giggled, maybe even pointed it out to their friends, but still they aren’t the ones that put it there and to be suspended for being boys… oh, wait, never mind, I forgot – boys aren’t supposed to be boys anymore and as young teenagers they damn well better not be curious about the opposite sex so when a nude photo is sent to them they shouldn’t look at all!

Anderson police said Thursday that investigators determined that the picture was “from the neck down, with partial exposure.”

“Since the material was not pornographic in nature and no other criminal violation could be gleaned from the evidence as presented, the matter was turned over to the school and the police investigation closed,” Detective Joel Sandefur said in a statement.

From the neck down with partial exposure, but not pornographic, and was sent to underage kids but somehow nothing wrong was done.  So why were the boys suspended if there was nothing wrong with the image?

Assistant Superintendent Beth Clark acknowledged that the incident was an accident, and said the district’s technology use policy was followed.

She said the students involved have been suspended and threatened with expulsion.

Clark said action has been taken against the teacher, but would not elaborate. She said the students’ punishment will not be changed.

If parents disagree with it, they can appeal, Clark said.

Sure, they can appeal to the very person that suspended them.  I’ve got a better idea, instead of appealing I would just grab my local lawyer and go that way.  Seem the only thing Mrs. Clark’s type of person understands.

What a Load of Crap

June 23rd, 2012 | 1 Comment | Posted in People are Stupid, WTF

This is the kind of shit that is wrong in this country

A New Jersey woman who was struck in the face with a baseball at a Little League game is suing the young catcher who threw it.

Elizabeth Lloyd is seeking more than $150,000 in damages to cover medical costs stemming from the incident at a Manchester Little League game two years ago. She’s also seeking an undefined amount for pain and suffering.

Seriously??  She and her husband go to a Little League game, she’s doesn’t pay attention to what is going on around her and now she is suing an 11 year old boy?

The lawsuit filed April 24 alleges Migliaccio’s errant throw was intentional and reckless, “assaulted and battered” Lloyd and caused “severe, painful and permanent” injuries.

A second count alleges Migliaccio’s actions were negligent and careless through “engaging in inappropriate physical and/or sporting activity” near Lloyd. She continues to suffer pain and anguish, incur medical expenses and has been unable to carry out her usual duties and activities, the lawsuit says.

So which was it? Did he intentionally hit you with the ball, or was he negligent? Can’t really be both can it?  Also, if it was intentional, why did he do it?  Were you heckling him?  If so, seems to me he should counter sue for the emotional distress you inflicted on him with your verbal abuse.
Oh, and what good lawsuit doesn’t involve some sex
And Lloyd’s husband, in a third count, is suing for the loss of “services, society and consortium” of his wife. They’ve demanded a jury trial.
Yeah, I’d love to be on that jury.

Pulling the Race Card Early

June 12th, 2012 | 1 Comment | Posted in B Hussein, People are Stupid

Yep, we are all secretly racists

In order to figure out whether racial bias affected Barack Obama’s results in the 2008 presidential election, Seth Stephens-Davidowitz, a doctoral candidate in economics at Harvard University, passed over easy-to-manipulate surveys and looked at data from another source: online searches.

So, if you type the ‘N’ word (as we are required to refer to it as) in Google, we are automatically racist.  Yep, we don’t like Obambi because of his skin color.  Not because of his strong socialist bent, his total antagonistic stance towards business, nor the fact that he and Holder dreamed up Fast and Furious and got our own people killed as well as thousands of Mexican citizens.

Nope, its all about the melanin.

Well, thank you for that.  Now I will sit back and wait for the Nerds to tear apart your study much better than I ever could because I’m just an artist (and apparently a racist one)

The Pot is Calling the Kettle Black???

I understand that the word for this would be chutzpah

WASHINGTON — The Obama administration accused Iran on Thursday of entering into a “secret deal” with an Al Qaeda offshoot that provides money and recruits for attacks in Afghanistan and Pakistan. The Treasury Department designated six members of the unit as terrorists subject to U.S. sanctions.

The U.S. intelligence community has in the past disagreed about the extent of direct links between the Iranian government and Al Qaeda. Thursday’s allegations went further than what most analysts had previously said was a murky relationship with limited cooperation.

After allowing the ATF to sell guns to the Cartels, many of which have landed in the hands of MS13, one of the most violent gangs in the United States as well as arming the Sinaloa cartel, not to mention the fact that the State Department has also been helping arm the Zeta cartel the Obama administration is pissing and moaning that Iran is doing something bad.

So how is Iran arming terrorists different and/or worse than our own government arming narco-terrorist??  Oh, because one wants to kill us and the other wants to kill us too??

Maybe they should clean up their own act in Washington before doing too much chest thumping over what other other countries are doing.

Reference Images

Was perusing the net and found this great reference image for my thesis

Still can’t believe that they would tear this down.  People are stupid