Life in 3D

Christ on a pogo stick!

Now, I haven’t been doing a lot of blogging recently and when I find something interesting I can usually guarantee that either Rachel or Jennifer have covered it already, and this is no exception but I’m jumping in the pool anyway.

Someone please explain to me how a 100% racist asshole like Michael Pfleger became a Catholic priest in the first place??  I am not a religious person by any stretch of the imagination, but there is a whole heck of a lot of difference in the church I learned about and the kind of church that he is obviously use to.

“Well, don’t hold me responsible (gesticulating) for what my ancestors did. But you have enjoyed the benefits of what your ancestors did and unless you are ready to give up the benefits (voice rising), throw away your 401 fund, throw away your trust fund, throw away all the money you put into the company you WALKED INTO BECAUSE YO’ DADDY AND YO’ GRANDDADDY AND YO’ GREATGRANDDADDY–(screaming at the top of his lungs)–UNLESS YOU’RE WILLING TO GIVE UP THE BENEFITS, THEN YOU MUST BE REPSONSIBLE FOR WHAT WAS DONE IN YOUR GENERATION ‘CUZ YOU ARE THE BENEFICIARY OF THIS INSURANCE POLICY!

Insurance policy?  What the hell is he smoking?  My ancestors fought in the civil war, I lost ancestors who fought to free the slaves.  So according to this 100% fucktard that apparently isn’t enough.  It’s not enough that members of my family died fighting for freedom for the slaves?  Then tell me what more we are supposed to give because they already gave their lives.  I thought Christ washed away all sins?  Guess it’s only the sins that aren’t part of some political agenda.

Oh, but we should also be begging for forgivness too.  We should prostrate ourselves on the ground and BEG so that we will truly atone for all the past wrongs.  Fuck that.  I don’t have a trust fund, or a 401k.  I’ve had to pay for college on my own because I’m not a minority and I’m not offered scholarships because my skin color is the wrong one for their demographic.

What about you FATHER (and I use that tern sarcastically) what have YOU done, what have your ancestors done?  Do tell because I am going to bet that you are a heck of a lot more well off than I am.

I’M WHITE! I’M ENTITLED! THERE’S A BLACK MAN STEALING MY SHOW. (SOBS!) SHE WASN’T THE ONLY ONE CRYING! THERE WAS A WHOLE LOTTA WHITE PEOPLE CRYING!

Yea, this is great for a priest to be spewing this kind of crap out.  So much for the love of Christ.

Then, there is also this from Fox News

The Reverend Michael Pfleger, who has been temporarily removed from his duties as pastor at Saint Sabina Church in Chicago, has a simple explanation for how his anti-Hillary Clinton rant at Barack Obama’s former church ended up YouTube phenomenon: He didn’t know the cameras were rolling.

The Catholic priest tells the Chicago Sun-Times he did not realize Trinity United’s Web service was up and running.

He says, “Their live streaming had been down all day, and they didn’t know whether it was back up… I regret the dramatization that I was naive enough to believe was just going to be kept among that church.”

“This is a dangerous time in America, the freest country in the world where you have to whisper your thoughts.”

Yes, such a dangerous time.  You say something out loud and people can hear it.  So hard to maintain a hate filled tirade when people can watch and blow your cover and show you the way you really are – vile, ugly, hateful and bitter.

The only time I have known people to be afraid to have their thoughts known is when they are trying to hide something.  In this case he was trying to hide what he is really like – and he failed.

We wonder why there is a racial divide in America?  Well, I can guess that this kind of stuff isn’t helping heal any wounds on either side.

Cuddle Parties?

Apparently there is a segment of the population who needs to get in touch with their ‘inner child’ or, have not fully embraced their inner furry yet so they go instead to cuddle parties. What is a cuddle party you ask? Well, pop on over to Michelle Malkin and she can explain.

Three years ago, I blogged about an inane trend called “cuddle parties.”Yes, it’s as ridiculous as it sounds: A bunch of adults in pajamas getting in touch with their touchy-feely inner selves by snuggling up and spooning with strangers. (I know: Sounds like something the press corps groupies are dying to have with Barack Obama.)

All I can do is respond in my best Dr. Cox voice to this stupidity:

Oh. My. God, Nancy! I know that you never, ever really recovered from that fact that your parents didn’t get you that Barbie dream house you wanted for your 10^thbirthday and that no one understands how much that scarred you, and while you TRIED and TRIED to make daddy love you just as much as he loved that guy Steve who he always went with on those long weekends, he never, never did.  Mom always said they went hunting but you wondered why they never took any guns with them but she didn’t seemed to mind because she spent the weekend tanked up on Valiums and vodka while bringing home strange men who were always your ‘daddy for the weekend’ so now you’re trying to recapture that lost magic you once had by curling up with a bunch of complete strangers in flannel but here’s a news flash – grow the hell up.

In a world full of Brittney’s and parents who have to find a babysitter so they can get to the prom this self indulgent crap is so far off the deep end that I have no words to describe how incredibly stupid it is. If you were to take every utterance by Michael Moore, combine it with almost every thought by Al Frankin and then top the whole thing off with Operation: Code Pink, it would STILL not equal the level of narcissistic, childish and 100% dumbass stupidity that this represents. So, take off the diapers and your footie pajamas and quit sucking your thumb and start acting like an adult.

Army of Dog has it right (as usual)

I was considering writing about the shithead Code: Pinkos (AKA – the lesbian commies) and their bullshit protest in Berzerkly over the Marine recruiting station there, but Brett over at Army of Dog not only beat me to it but he also said everything I could ever think of to say about it.

Zanne and her Code Pink friends like to travel around trying to bring “peace” by protesting anything that even looks like it might be able to protect American interests in a time of crisis.  Their success, to be kind, has been limited.  I have a humble suggestion for the crones of Code Pink.  Why don’t you pack up your shit and go cast spells and do rituals to end war in the front yards of the people who actually start this shit?  Seriously, get the kids, tell your life partner to take off a few weeks from work, get in the truck, and head on over to Gaza, Mosul, Tehran, or Beirut and cast spells on the jihadi assholes who are, as we speak, training kids to hate Jews and kill Americans.  Maybe then your dumb, shriveled ass could have some chance of ending the need for the best and brightest of American society to travel over there and get shot at.

And also

Let’s get one thing fucking straight, you crusty nutjob, if the goddamn Japanese Army couldn’t run the Marines off of Iwo-fucking-Jima, your gang of shriveled shrews not going to run them out of Berkely-goddamn-California.  I can’t speak for the mental state of every Marine in that office obviously, but I will bet every damn dime I have to my name that not one of them is fucking scared of you.

No, I don’t think there is one Marine alive or dead that would be scared of these psycho harpies, if anything the only reason the Marines are avoiding them is because they didn’t want to start laughing in these idiots faces.

My dad told me something long ago that is very true here:  “If it weren’t for all the stupid people out here, the rest of us wouldn’t look so smart”

Standing next to these wackos, I would look like Albert Einstein

Barack SMASH!

So Barack is “struggling to contain his anger and frustration over the constant barrage of questions about his character and judgment”

So, is he worried that he’ll become big, green and end up in a really bad movie?

Welcome to a presidential race, buddy.  You are going to be questioned on that a lot because we voters really don’t want to give a free pass to the person who is going to be Commander in Chief and if you can’t handle the questions from our press and the voters, how are you going to handle the countries of the world who don’t like you and will rake you over the coals as often as they can?

No, Barack, even if your pastor wasn’t a nut (which you didn’t seem to notice for the past 20 years) and you didn’t hang around with terrorists, I don’t think you are ready for prime time.  But, I do hope you get the nomination because you’ll lose the election and after that happens we probably won’t see Hillary again and you will disappear back into the woodwork.

That is, unless you go on a rampage and we have to call in Iron Man