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Dear Lord Almighty

March 24th, 2013 | 4 Comments | Posted in Jackass, webstuff, WTF

There is a elephant size load of stupid in this video

“Why’s America out of ammo?  Because I shot it all”

That combined with the Oakley’s and the Punisher patch show all us wannabe’s what a REAL tactical badass looks like.

I especially love that he has his hat on backwards, that is REAL tactical shit too!  Honest, he’ll tell you that I’m sure.

This is the description he has on the video “Rick Taylor, world’s greatest tactical instructor, brings you the most technologically advanced handgun on the planet – the M&P17 Warrior. It’s the illegitimate love child of a Glock, an M&P, and a 1911.”

So, if you see his name on the class, you know not to waste your money

Oh, there’s this too.

**UPDATE**

Was informed that this is, in fact, satire.  Thank god for that.  There are so many out there who ARE this bad that sometimes it’s hard to tell.

Back

February 14th, 2013 | 1 Comment | Posted in Furballs, WTF

Things are slowly getting back to normal around here.  I had to change out all the litter in the boxes and scrub them down to make sure there’s nothing lingering to hit the other cats.

While I was doing this I noticed there are instructions on the litter box.  Yep, dirt and clay require instructions.

litter
1 – fill box with cat litter
2 – scoop out clumps
3 – add more litter if needed

Really???  If you actually need those directions, I’m thinking that maybe pet ownership is beyond your skill set.

Dear Mother of God!

January 11th, 2013 | 3 Comments | Posted in crappy art, WTF

Normally I leave the fashion commenting to the lovely and wonderful Jennifer but in this case I just had to say something.

From the formerly Great Britain, where the men surrendered their spines a long time ago to the nanny government, the new fashion for men seems to be… a dress.  Yep, now they have given up their testicles too

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Yes, my fellow Americans, THIS is from the London Fashion show.  The country that gave us that fat twat Piers Morgan now give us this – men in strapless mini dresses and slut boots.

There’s more at the link, but I wouldn’t click on it.  Really, don’t.

Wounded Warrior Project FAIL

November 14th, 2012 | No Comments | Posted in Jackass, WTF

So, the interwebz is burning up today over the WWP and their major foot-in-mouth moment.

In short, they were invited to go onto Gun Talk Radio and get some exposure for their cause and they turned it down because they don’t want to be associated with guns in any way.  The email exchange is listed out here

If they don’t want my money, that’s absolutely fine.  I know my people, and I know my tribe.  This is the group that puts on kilts once a year, does full body waxing and wears black cat suits and dresses to the range all to raise money for cancer research.

You people need us more than we need you.  We can take care of our own, and do

Another Reason I Choose Home Schooling

October 20th, 2012 | 1 Comment | Posted in People are Stupid, WTF

A teacher at a middle school managed to sync a topless photo of herself to the classroom iPad and the kids who accidentally saw it get suspended and threatened with expulsion

“It’s not our fault that she had the photo on there,” Troutt said. “We couldn’t do anything not to look at it, if it just popped up when he pressed the button. It was her fault that she had the photo on there. Her iPhone synched to it. She had to have pressed something to make all of her photos synch on there.”

Of course, the school won’t say what they are going to do about the teacher (confidential information, you understand.  Personnel issues, move along please, nothing to see here) but the kids, why how DARE they push a button on an iPad and see something they didn’t expect!

I’m pretty sure, like most boys they probably gawked, giggled, maybe even pointed it out to their friends, but still they aren’t the ones that put it there and to be suspended for being boys… oh, wait, never mind, I forgot – boys aren’t supposed to be boys anymore and as young teenagers they damn well better not be curious about the opposite sex so when a nude photo is sent to them they shouldn’t look at all!

Anderson police said Thursday that investigators determined that the picture was “from the neck down, with partial exposure.”

“Since the material was not pornographic in nature and no other criminal violation could be gleaned from the evidence as presented, the matter was turned over to the school and the police investigation closed,” Detective Joel Sandefur said in a statement.

From the neck down with partial exposure, but not pornographic, and was sent to underage kids but somehow nothing wrong was done.  So why were the boys suspended if there was nothing wrong with the image?

Assistant Superintendent Beth Clark acknowledged that the incident was an accident, and said the district’s technology use policy was followed.

She said the students involved have been suspended and threatened with expulsion.

Clark said action has been taken against the teacher, but would not elaborate. She said the students’ punishment will not be changed.

If parents disagree with it, they can appeal, Clark said.

Sure, they can appeal to the very person that suspended them.  I’ve got a better idea, instead of appealing I would just grab my local lawyer and go that way.  Seem the only thing Mrs. Clark’s type of person understands.

WTF for the day

October 18th, 2012 | No Comments | Posted in WTF

Saw this over at Old NFO’s place

U.S. Army Commemorates Burning of Draft Card

Why the damn Army is commemorating the act of a bunch of anti-war hippie fucksticks is beyond me.  But this is also the military that is allowing women to go to Ranger school to help with their chance for promotions, not because they will actually deploy as Rangers.

Can someone please put the adults back in charge?!