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November 2nd, 2011 | No Comments | Posted in webstuff, WTF

Provided by Tam

Tam links to a group that has taken the Mall Ninja code to heart (picture Chumly from ‘Pawn Stars” all tacticaled out) and also to an  article that is fairly old, but gives the origin of the “Mall Ninja”.

A brief quote, but you really should RTWT

I have never had to deal with bolt action sniper rifles, these punk’s tastes run to Ack-Ack guns, and I have taken away 4 stens that they probably stole from Grandaddy’s closet, a Thompson hacked short on both ends,a and more pistol-gripped AK clones than i care to count. These kids want blood, and since they will have to go through me to shed any in my mall, I am constantly doging near misses and ricochets, I have taken to doubling up on my regular regimen on Body armor, as you probaly knwo.

Yeah, there’s a lot more where that came from.

Thankfully, my coffee is still brewing so I didn’t end up spewing it all over the keyboard.

 

More art stuff

October 20th, 2011 | 2 Comments | Posted in B Hussein, crappy art, Libtards, WTF

It’s seems this week is going to keep revolving around art stuff that pisses me off.  This time, it’s Obambi campaign and it’s attempt to get artists to work for free.

President Barack Obama’s re-election campaign is asking artists to design promotional posters that convey a message: “support American jobs.” The brutal irony for artists, however, is that they will receive no payment for their work.

The campaign, which has $61 million on hand, will reward only the three artists whose work is selected for use. The compensation? A copy of their artwork, signed by the president.

Oh, goody-fucking-gumdrops!!!  He’ll sign the fucking thing and THAT is what he considers payment???  Yeah, that and $3.50 will get me a cup of shitty coffee and a doughnut.

“To add insult to injury,” the guild’s letter said, “the contest rules state that all artists who submit work to the contest grant the Obama For America campaign an unrestricted unpaid irrevocable license to use ALL of the submissions, not just the winning entry.”  Each contestant can enter five designs.

Furthermore, the guild pointed out that “there’s no promise to even give the artist credit when her/his work is used.”

Isn’t that just so special.  You can lose the contest and they will STILL be able to use your work, only this time no signed copy for you!  LOSER!!!

It’s a damn shame that so many in the art community supported this piece of shit when he ran for office.  I remember fellow students parroting of the BS lines of his campaign and how he was going to “Heal the world” unlike that eeeeeevil Bushilter!!  Well guys, here’s your payback, now the SCFOAMF doesn’t even want to pay you for your work  From each according to his ability and all that.

But wait!  There’s MORE!!

“It gets worse,” the letter continued. “Entering the contest means that you agree to the contest rules, and indemnifying the committee is part of the rules, so you agree to defend the campaign committee and yourself against an infringement claim at your expense.”

That’s right kids!  You agree to pay to defend his campaign and foot the bill for them!  Isn’t that nice of him?  Makes you feel like a valuable member of the Obama Team, doesn’t it???

As I have said many times before, we artists are PROFESSIONALS!  We work very hard on our skills and for anyone – and especially this fucking hack of a human being – to think that we should just bend over and take it up the backside is horse shit!

I can’t count the number of times someone has said to me “Gee, can you do a drawing of…” and we aren’t talking about a quick sketch or something,  I mean a full range drawing on good Bristol board that would take anywhere from 10-15 hours work and then would expect that I should just do it because they asked.  And this isn’t family members or close friends either, they know better, I’m talking the girl that sits two cubes away from me at work that I never speak to but she decided that a drawing of their ugly kid would be the perfect Christmas present for Dad.

This though is ten times worse.  I can (for the most part) forgive ignorant people, but this is a very carefully constructed setup that if you step into it for any reason, gives away your work with no guarantee of any recognition at all while the campaign stands to make quite a bit of money off it.

You get screwed without the benefit of a reach around and Obambi and his crew get the spoils.  Yeah, spreading the wealth around is good for everyone, right?  Right?

Best part:

Tim Dickinson of Rolling Stone wroteWednesday that “the folks at [the] Obama campaign have taken a page from the Arianna Huffington book of economic exploitation.” Dickinson suggested that the campaign consider an additional slogan: “Fuck You. Pay Me.”

No shit.

OH, dear God…

October 17th, 2011 | 2 Comments | Posted in crappy art, Movies, WTF

Just kill me now

X-Men: First Class writers Ashley Miller and Zack Stentz are hired for Top Gun 2

Apparently they tried to come up with a sequel concept and it didn’t work. So instead they are trying to “reinvent” it for the more modern age. Boring.

There were no details on what the plot might actually be. Tom Cruise could possibly come back for a small role or cameo. I want Val Kilmer.

If they do this, kill me and then fire my body off of the Kittyhawk’s #2 catapult because I don’t want to be alive to see it hit the theaters.

Excuse me???

October 17th, 2011 | No Comments | Posted in Libtards, WTF

So Queen Michelle is afraid that the British are out to get her, or is it just her bodyguards who have no brain???

A British Royal Navy ship was ordered to turn its guns around because they were parked pointing at a hotel room Michelle Obama was staying in.

Fearing the First Lady might be in danger, minders ordered the captain of the HMS Edinburgh stationed in Cape Town, South Africa, to switch them away from her five-star suite.

The U.S. agents have since been accused of overreacting after it emerged the Sea Dart missiles were, in fact, loaded with blanks having been used during a ceremony in honour of a sailor who had died.

I think, considering how the current administration has treated our allies from across the pond, if I were the British I would have told them to pound sand.
Since when do we have the right to tell other foreign governments what to do with their military equipment???
2012 can’t come soon enough