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Slow Blogging- Stupid Shows

October 18th, 2012 | No Comments | Posted in Libtards, ramblings, WTF

Not because there isn’t a lot of things going on to blog about – there’s a crap-ton of stuff from the so-called ‘debates’ where the moderator sides with Obambi to protect his precious little hide, to all kinds of stuff going on around the Instinct household like having to completely redo my computer after the drive my OS was loaded on decided to kill itself with a whimper.

Nope, the reason is that I just haven’t gotten around to it.

So, to get back into things I am going to talk about something that I saw a week or so ago that almost made me want to shoot my TV in disgust.

The wife likes shows like “The Vampire Diaries” and “Lost Girl” (thankfully she hates the entire “Twilight” series and keeps hoping that Edward will find his head firmly attached to a steak a la Vlad the Impaler style) and a new show was starting called “Beauty and the Beast”  I figured it was some rehash of the old show from the 80’s and she wanted me to watch it with her – yeah, I did because that’s what husbands do.

Anyway it starts off exactly the way you would expect.  We see get introduced to the main character whose car has broken down and mom has come out to help her – this is how we learn that dad isn’t in the picture at all – they get attacked by some bad guys and mom is killed, main girl starts running into the nearby woods and when all seems lost she is saved by a blurry figure (she hit her head falling) and bad guys are ripped into small bits.  OK, fine. I figured maybe this time they are going full werewolf instead of the original story where the guy is a beast all the time.

Fast forward a few years and now main character is a tough cop and martial arts expert. She finds hair at a crime scene that matches hair at her moms murder.  She calls the Feds and when they meet her, they try to kill her and once again she is saved by the beast guy – and here is where it gets even stupider than it already was – turns out beast boy was a doctor who after 9-11 (yes, they use footage of the towers as part of his background story) joined the military – and went enlisted – because he was so angry that “I wasn’t thinking clearly”.  So once he is in, he is SUCH a bad ass that he gets picked up for a sooper sekrit project to make him even better “I should have asked more questions, but I was a soldier, I did what I was told”.

Anyway, the evil military merged his DNA with animal an now when he gets angry he turns into a beast. He and a bunch of other guys they did the same stuff to were part of a special unit that did all sorts of terrible things until the military decided that they were a liability and tried to kill them all – only our hero escaped and is now being hunted by shadowy government organization.

Yeah, crappy writers can’t come up with an original idea so they go with the “evil military experiment” crap and how everyone in the military is A) some kind of mindless drone and; B) a hard core killer with no remorse at all.

Why is it we never see a storyline about some douchebag hippie working in a lab at Berkley who they do experiments on to help combat global warming – and when he discovers that Global warming cooling climate change is all BS they try to kill him?  It would be just as accurate at the other crap.

In short, this show should have never even made it off the cutting floor.  I could go full rant, but I just don’t feel like it.  It’s not worth the energy it would take to type it all out.

What a Load of Crap

June 23rd, 2012 | 1 Comment | Posted in People are Stupid, WTF

This is the kind of shit that is wrong in this country

A New Jersey woman who was struck in the face with a baseball at a Little League game is suing the young catcher who threw it.

Elizabeth Lloyd is seeking more than $150,000 in damages to cover medical costs stemming from the incident at a Manchester Little League game two years ago. She’s also seeking an undefined amount for pain and suffering.

Seriously??  She and her husband go to a Little League game, she’s doesn’t pay attention to what is going on around her and now she is suing an 11 year old boy?

The lawsuit filed April 24 alleges Migliaccio’s errant throw was intentional and reckless, “assaulted and battered” Lloyd and caused “severe, painful and permanent” injuries.

A second count alleges Migliaccio’s actions were negligent and careless through “engaging in inappropriate physical and/or sporting activity” near Lloyd. She continues to suffer pain and anguish, incur medical expenses and has been unable to carry out her usual duties and activities, the lawsuit says.

So which was it? Did he intentionally hit you with the ball, or was he negligent? Can’t really be both can it?  Also, if it was intentional, why did he do it?  Were you heckling him?  If so, seems to me he should counter sue for the emotional distress you inflicted on him with your verbal abuse.
Oh, and what good lawsuit doesn’t involve some sex
And Lloyd’s husband, in a third count, is suing for the loss of “services, society and consortium” of his wife. They’ve demanded a jury trial.
Yeah, I’d love to be on that jury.

Smell that, Rabbit?

June 22nd, 2012 | 2 Comments | Posted in B Hussein, Libtards, Uncategorized, WTF

Smells like fear.

 

 

I’m not sure it can get more pathetic than this, but I know that Obambi will try.

H/T Michelle Malkin

Screw BofA: Part II

April 30th, 2012 | 3 Comments | Posted in ramblings, WTF

So I got a call this morning from BofA saying they had noticed suspicious activities on my account and wanted to verify the transactions.

OK, I figure I’ll bite. They didn’t catch it when my account was hacked and someone bought concert tickets in Germany. They also didn’t catch it when my card was used in Georgia (while I was living in California). I had to call them on all of that. So what was it they caught?

My water bill. Yep, a bill that I have been paying for the last year and a half is now suspicious to them and for that they shut my card off and are sending a new one.

II don’t think the rep I spoke with appreciated me saying that their fraud prevention was the banking equivalent of the TSA.

Doesn’t matter, tomorrow the funds will be moved to a credit union

Not Surprised One Bit

March 14th, 2012 | No Comments | Posted in Jackass, Libtards, WTF

But you would think that SOMEONE on his staff wouldn’t be this tone deaf

An American flag with President Obama’s image in place of the stars flew over a Florida county’s Democrat headquarters long enough to enrage local veterans who called the altered banner “a disgrace.”

Lake County Democratic Party officials took down the flag, which flew just below a standard Old Glory on the flagpole outside headquarters in Tavares following complaints by local veterans. But merely taking it down wasn’t enough for several local veterans, who said they fought for the flag Betsy Ross made famous, not one with a politician on it.

The boy king replaced the stars on our flag with his face?  So we are now the United States of Obama.
I’m not surprised because this so-called ‘Constitutional Scholar’ has ignored the Constitution at every turn and performed acts that, under any other time, would be grounds for impeachment (Fast and Furious for example) so why not desecrate the flag while shitting on the Constitution, it’s what he does best it seems.
Can’t wait till November to vote his lying ass out

Oh, Dear Lord….

March 10th, 2012 | 2 Comments | Posted in Pass the ammo, WTF

Who thought making this was a good idea???

 

H/T to Uncle, who I am not sure if I should thank for letting me know this thing exists.